my phone cant type all the emotion im having
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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