Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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