Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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