That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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