Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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