yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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