problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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