It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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