do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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