I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
organizing the empties. That sober.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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