This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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