Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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