ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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