i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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