I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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