soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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