like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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