She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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