why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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