Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
How's work?
Spinning.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
3pm strippers are depressing
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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