My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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