I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I know her cup size but not her name....
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