I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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