Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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