Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We need to get me chipped asap
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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