i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize