Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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