he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
why is half of my head shaved?
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