I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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