What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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