So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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