The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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