Where did you get a picture of my penis
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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