Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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