Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just gargled with NyQuil
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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