I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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