Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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