I don't think brook has ever known best
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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