And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just gargled with NyQuil
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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