i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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