dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Randomize
