I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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