One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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