It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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