no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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