You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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