Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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