There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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