No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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