Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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