I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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