I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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