She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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