it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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