just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So vagazzling was a success
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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