dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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