Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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